I went ahead and namespaced Stripe. Everything worked just great. And now I don’t have to worry about any one else’s Stripe library messing up my stuff.
Original:
namespace Stripe;
New:
namespace MyRadNamespace\Stripe;
If anyone is interested in seeing how it’s done, feel free to browse my repo:
https://github.com/Spokane-Wordpress-Development/Freezy-Stripe
Cheers!