How can i put “posted x minutes ago on my posts?

function k99_relative_time() { 
    $post_date = get_the_time('U');
    $delta = time() - $post_date;
    if ( $delta < 60 ) {
        echo 'Less than a minute ago';
    }
    elseif ($delta > 60 && $delta < 120){
        echo 'About a minute ago';
    }
    elseif ($delta > 120 && $delta < (60*60)){
        echo strval(round(($delta/60),0)), ' minutes ago';
    }
    elseif ($delta > (60*60) && $delta < (120*60)){
        echo 'About an hour ago';
    }
    elseif ($delta > (120*60) && $delta < (24*60*60)){
        echo strval(round(($delta/3600),0)), ' hours ago';
    }
    else {
        echo the_time('j\<\s\u\p\>S\<\/\s\u\p\> M y g:i a');
    }
}

then put k99_relative_time(); in theme file where you want this to appear.