As soon as I was done asking the question, I went to close functions.php for the night and happened to notice the custom post types were being registered along with other admin-specific features inside an if (is_admin()) { evaluator. Taking them out of that did the trick.
Reasonably enough, it looks like custom posts MUST be registered in a publicly-accessible manner.
There must be some law that, regardless of hours of effort leading up to a Stack Exchange question, the solution will present itself within minutes after it’s asked.
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